Humor: 2/24/97, Bill & Hillary

Hi everyone,

Greetings! Starting tomorrow, I'll be working on a project in Stamford,
Connecticut during the work week. I will be living in a nice apartment
there. As I mentioned before, I will plan a big party, and all of you
are invited. Stamford is about 45 minutes outside of New York City, so
it will be a good opportunity for you to visit New York. You are
welcome to crash at my new place.

Looking at my calendar, I think a good tentative date is the weekend of
March 14th to 16th. Please let me know if you think you can come to a
party if I had it on Friday night, March 14th. I can then take all out
of town visitors on a tour of New York on Saturday. We can go to
tourist sites like the World Trade Center, go to the Metropolitan Museum
of Art, or watch a Broadway play/musical. The options are endless.

For my Christian friends, we can visit the Redeemer Church or OCM for
Sunday Service. After lunch in New York, you guys can head back to
Boston or wherever you're visiting from. I'll send out a follow-up
email with more details as the date becomes firm.

This week's humor was sent to me a few weeks ago by Joy Ku.

Have a great week!

-Josh.
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Hillary and Bill were on vacation one weekend, and decided to go for a
drive to see the beautiful countryside. After awhile, they needed to
stop for gas. They pulled into the tiny gas station, and out
walked a man to help them. Hillary looked up and screamed at the top of
her lungs,
"Oh my God! Charley? Is that you? I can't believe it!"

She leapt out of the car and gave the man a big hug, and proceeded
to talk with the man for a long time. After they were finished talking,
they hugged again, and Hillary got back in the car.

As they were driving away, Bill turned to Hillary and asked, "Honey,
who was that?"

"That was Charley, an old boyfriend of mine," she responded. "We
dated for a long time, and almost got married."

"Oh." said Bill. "Well, I guess you're glad you married me
instead."

"Why do you say that?" asked Hillary.

"Because he's only a gas station attendant, and I'm the President
of
the United States," exclaimed Bill.

"I don't see how that has anything to do with anything." said
Hillary. "If I would have married Charley, he would be the President."