Humor 4/20/97: The Yuppie

Hey,

Once again, this week's humor comes to me from Dave Shim. Enjoy!
-Josh.
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>pretty sad...
>
>
>
> A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along
> and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police
arrived
> at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the
damage
to
> his precious BMW.
>
> "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
>
> "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted
the
> officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
didn't
> even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
>
> "Oh my gaaad....", replied the yuppie, finally noticing the
bloody
> left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"