Humor 9/7/97: Chocolate Joke

Hi everyone,

Welcome to my weekly humor email distribution list, for all the new
people I've met recently, especially all the people I have met at the
NAAAP Conference in Houston over Labor Day weekend. Once things quiet
down a bit at work, I hope to send personal emails to you guys. Also,
welcome back for all the people who went away for the summer.

It's been a while since I last sent out a humor email. I've been very
busy working in New York over the last few weeks and traveling to
Houston for the NAAAP Conference. As some of you know, in about a week
and a half, most likely I will be assigned to a project in central New
Jersey, near Rutgers University, for about 6 months. I think it's about
30 - 45 minutes outside New York. Once I'm settled in, you're all
invited to come and visit. Since I will be in NJ, I've started to use
an email account on Juno, since this email account is a local
Boston-based ISP account. My Juno email address is: joshli@juno.com.
I'll still be keeping this GIS account for a while, but use it mostly on
weekends when I'm back in Boston. If you would like to get in touch
with me during the week, you can leave me a toll-free message at:
1-888-454-4010, mailbox 8208, and I will call you back.

This week's recommendation on a movie, CD, or other, is a CD called
"Stranger" by Ronnie Po. Ronnie is an up and coming Asian rock
performer, who performed many of the songs from his album at the NAAAP
Conference. I really liked it and bought his CD. I highly recommend
it. If you would like to buy a copy, you can email Ronnie at:
RonniePo@aol.com.

Okay, this week humor email comes to us from Dave Shim. Enjoy! -Josh.
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A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he
sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee
table. "Mind if I have a few?" he asks. "No, not at all," the woman
replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he
realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most
of the bowl.

"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant
to eat a few," he said.

"Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth
all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway."