Humor 12/7/97: Priestly Duties

Hi everyone,

I hope your weekend went well. This week's humor email comes to us from
Elaine Wong. Enjoy!

-Josh.
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A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their
car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed, and it
appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only
motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor
problem.

PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep on the couch, and you take the bed.

SISTER: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one
takes their agreed place in the room.

Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.

PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up, and get you a blanket from the closet.

Another ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.

PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up, and get you another blanket.
Yet another ten minutes later...

SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would
mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

PRIEST: You're probably right........... Get up and get your own darn
blanket!!!