Humor 5/8/00: Interview & Images of Mother
Hi everyone,
This past weekend some friends and I watched "U-571". I really liked it
and would highly recommend it. Now we are all waiting for "Mission
Impossible 2" to come out. This was also a weekend of celebrations. I
went to Victor & Christina's engagement party, and Olimpio, Gary and
Joe's graduation reception. Congratulations to all of you! It was a
good time of meeting people and fellowshiping with people.
OK, this is the last week I'm going to mention my leisure survey. The
survey was down most of last week due to a problem on Zoomerang's
website. It's finally back up. I have plenty of data for 25-29 year
olds, so if you know of people younger or older than this age range,
please encourage them to take it. I've already received some good and
very useful feedback, so I'm grateful to all of you who took the survey
before it went down. The survey's address is:
www.zoomerang.com/recipient/survey-intro.zgi?ID=CS9Y4THF68L7&PIN=BN0LVPLVPGGS
This week's thought provoking question is: "If you could go back in
time, as yourself, to observe any single event from history, what would
you want to witness?"
This week's humor was forwarded by Anna Man. Since Mother's Day is
coming up, this week's and next week's inspirational stories will all be
about moms. Some of these I've sent out in the past years, but they are
so good that I'm going to repeat them.
Enjoy!
-Josh.
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Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire and gold &
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN."
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told Sum
Ting Wong, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give
you, then maybe I will give you a chance!
The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN
GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ... BLUE's
that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah. Don't PURPLEly
disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Thank You."
The Manager fainted.
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The Images of Mother
4 Yrs of age ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 Yrs of age ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 Yrs of age ~ My Mom doesn't really know quite everything.
14 Yrs of age ~ Naturally, Mom doesn't know that, either.
16 Yrs of age ~ Mom? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 Yrs of age ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 Yrs of age ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 Yrs of age ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 Yrs of age ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 Yrs of age ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
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When You Thought I wasn't Looking
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on
the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat, and I
thought it was good to be kind to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake just
for me, and I knew that little things are special things.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer, and I
believed there is a God I could always talk to.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me goodnight, and I
felt loved.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes, and
I learned that sometimes things hurt, but, it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared, and I wanted to
be everything that I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked... and wanted to say thanks
for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking.
--David Walls
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